A request from a proud compatriot

nullThis time it is that I announce news that are all over all two of local papers and at the top of the municipal site. Ekaterina Lavrentyeva of Kandalaksha just won a downhill toboganning competition in Umhausen, Austrial and is now this world’s No. 1 in the sport. Kandalaksha and its residents finally feel they’ve made a suitable contrubution to convince the All Powerful to let this world drag on for just a bit more. I wonder what medication one needs to take to overcome the barrier against public display of silliness build into most human adults. One can’t just put on ridiculous suit and slide downhill in an incongruous posture without some sort of brain chemistry adjustment, can one? Somebody, please, take me out of here.